Hillary Duff In The New Maxim
December 16, 2008
Here are some pics of Hillary Duff in the new Maxim magazine. These pictures are tame as fuck. This bitch needs to step it up a notch and really deliver the goods. These pictures are like fucking Disney PG-13.
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Stacy Keibler Whores It Up In Maxim
October 12, 2008
Here are some pics of Stacy Keibler whoring it up in Maxim magazine. The only reason to watch wrestling nowadays is because of the hot bitches like this on there. Wrestling used to be good back in the Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior days but now it just seems lazy and unpassionate. Anyways if these pics weren’t enough for you, I posted a Stacy Keibler best of compilation video. Its 3 minutes and 29 seconds long…plenty of time for all you one handed typist.
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Anna Kournikova In The New Maxim
August 15, 2008
Here are some pics of Anna Kournikova whoring it up in the new issue of Maxim. This chick used to be a promising tennis player and now is spending her days whoring about. It must be nice to be a hot chick. You really don’t need to work and every guy out there will bend over backwards to keep you happy. I pretty much get the opposite reaction. Being obese with a drinking problem has no absolutely no benefit…unless your a masochist and consider excessive name calling, ridicule and physical abuse a benefit.
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Topics: Bikini |
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Sofia Vergara In Maxim
May 27, 2008
Here are some pics of Sofia Vergara in Maxim Magazine. This bitch pretty much got me through high school. On Wednesdays, after I got home from all the ridicule and name calling at school, the one bright spot in my day was this big titty latina on some Mexican travel show. I posted a clip below for your viewing pleasure.
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Marissa Miller Whores Up The Maxim Party
May 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Victoria Secret supermodel Marissa Miller whoring it up at the Maxim Party. She’s a fucking hot bitch no doubt. Those legs run forever and you could almost see the cleavage of her ass under that short ass skirt. Im low on commentary today. I expelled all my energey on a Thursday night drinking binge and now only coming to terms with the repurcussions of drinking too many 40oz Mickeys Wide Mouth.
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Nicole Scherzinger Whores Up The Maxim Party
May 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Nicole Scherzinger whoring it up at the Maxim Party. You can see her old whore bandmates from the Pussycat Dolls in a few of the pictures. Leaving the Pussycat Dolls was the best career move she has ever made next to flashing her panties for the papparazi. When you’re the hottest one in the group and the only one with vocal talent….why stay? Those bitches are only holding you back from fame and stardom. Having 4 other bitches around you only gives you 1/5th of the attention and you know bitches like this want all the attention. Thats why I don’t eat with anyone at Thanksgiving. I want all the food to myself. Fuck that sharing nonsense.
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Amanda Bynes Whores Up The Maxim Party And The Good Ol Days
May 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Amanda Bynes whoring up the Maxim party. I vageuly remember this chick back in the day when she was on Nickelodeon…damn those where the good days. I think I reached my peak back in those days when I wasnt obese yet and could actually managed to walk up a flight of staris without heaving after 5 steps. The good ol days when I could actually manage a kiss from a girl without having to pay her whore ass for it. The good ol days when the future seemed ripe with hope and prosepect. The good ol days are long gone now, drowned in a sea of empty vodka bottles and Big Mac wrappers.
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Elisha Cuthbert And Fat Acceptance
April 16, 2008
Here are some pics of Elisha Cuthbert whoring it up in Maxim Magazine. She looks pretty damn hot in these pics, but then again you have to be wary about these magazine and the magic of touch up artist. Look what they did to Tara Reid and her fucked up body. Speaking of fucked up bodies, im watching this thing on MTV right now about fat people and their acceptance in society. Theres this one bitch in there that wants to start a fat acceptance group or some bullshit like that. Even though im fat as fuck and soon will need the aide of a respirator, I feel that fat people should not be tolerated in society to the point where people say it is ok to be fat. It is not ok to be fat. There is a lot of health issues involved with being fat and we can’t support that. Im trying not to be a burden on society any longer…right now im just trying to muster up the courage to kill myself.
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Danneel Harris Whores Up Maxim
February 29, 2008
Here are some pics of Danneel Harris whoring up Maxim Magazine. Oh my god this whore is so fucking hot. I really need to jerk off before I finish the rest of this ………………..sentence. Those dot dot dot represents half a second. It probably only takes me like 5 seconds to jerk off. I pretty quick on the draw. Some people say I am efficent that way.
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