Kristin Cavallari Outside Mr Chow
January 14, 2009
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari outside Mr Chow with a sad attempt in trying to show off some whore cleavage. I like Chinese food. I can’t afford Mr Chow though. I can only afford the fucking Chinese food that you find doubled up as a doughnut shop. The Chinese food that you never really question what you are eating but still manage to find it palatable. The Chinese food that you regret ever eating 30 minutes afterwards as you lay comatose in a food daze. The Chinese food that you regret eating 12 hours later when you’re sitting on the shitter praying to God to let this monster turd pass through easily without abusing the outer lining of your rectum. Yep, I love Chinese food.
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Topics: Whore Behavior |
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Kristin Cavallari Whores It Up In Spandex
January 6, 2009
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari whoring it up in 70s workout garb while attending a 70s party. If I were attending a 70s party, I would definitely be the Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. He was a man of action and was not afraid of using violence to get the job done.
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Topics: spandex |
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Kristin Cavallari Is Only Relevant When In A Bikini
January 2, 2009
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari whoring it up in a bikini on Miami Beach. I give this chick another year before she really becomes irrelevant and has to resort to nip slips, upskirts and hopefully a well produced, overly lit sex tape to revive her back from the depths of d-list irrelevancy.
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The K.K.K. Whores In Bikinis
November 16, 2008
Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristen Cavallari whoring it up in bikinis in Miami Beach. Between the three, I would still fuck Kim. She is the skankiest of the clan and I would love to violate every orifice of her body with my 2inch diseased cock.
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Topics: Bikini |
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Kristin Cavallari Is Leggy And Heid Montag Is Fake
July 25, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari showing off her whore legs somewhere. Of all those MTV teen reality shows, I think this one is the hottest. The fakest award goes to Heidi Montag. Heidi Montag is an interesting species in the phylum of whores. She really has no shame and is desperately holding on to the last few seconds of her 15 minutes of fame. Whether it be through fake candids shots of her in bikinis or trying to pawn herself off as a singer…this bitch will do anything to salvage her fleeting sense of fame. Its only a matter of time before she releases a sextape….trust me on this one….it will be out within the end of next year.
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Kristin Cavallari’s Cleavage Out And About In LA
July 12, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari at some nightclub in LA showing off her nice whore cleavage. I tried to goto a club in LA once and it didnt really work out for me. You pretty much need to be the oposite of me to get into one of those clubs. The night wasn’t wasted though, as I bought a crackhead of a whore on Craiglist….who gave me one of the best blowjobs for $75.
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Kristin Cavallari’s Upskirt Is Like A Fine Aged Wine
June 30, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari teasing us with pseduo upskirt pics. You can see a glimpse of her white panties in some of the shots. A lot of people will get down on me for wasting my time and trying to pawn off the pics as upskirt shots, but if you are a true fan of the upskirt shot you can appreciate the subtleness of these upskirt shots. Its like a fine aged wine. While to the untrained palette, such a wine might taste like bitter grape juice, to others it is delicate and a truly sophisticated enhancement of the taste buds.
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Kristina Cavallari At Some Award Show
June 17, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari at some music awards show.
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A Whore Trio: Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari And Kim Kardashian
June 4, 2008
Here are some pics of Christina Milian, Kim Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari whoring it up at some event. What I wouldnt give to have all three of these bitches on my left nut at the same time. Id give it to these bitches too and when I say give it, I would give it to them for 10 hard seconds because 30 is my record with one chick and so I divided it by 3.
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Kristin Cavallari Looking Hot At Some Event
April 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari at some event. Im sick as a fuckin dog right now. Im gonna lay off the thought processes and commentary today and let my brain fend off this shit.
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Kristin Cavallari Is The Hotness
April 4, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari at some movie premiere. She looks really hot in these pics. Even though there isnt anything really provocative about these pics, her mere beauty makes up for it.
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Kristin Cavallari Is The Hotness
March 21, 2008
Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari at some event. She looks fucking hot in these pics…..as with most pics she is in. She doesnt look fake and contrite like her whore counterpart Heidi Montag. Whenver I see this chick I think of the word natural…whereas whenever I see that other whore I think of pitiful fakeness….but in any case I love Heidi Montag for being such a whore and having big fake tits. I would undoubtedly fuck her in the ass over Kristin Cavallari
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