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  • Shauna Sand Is Classy

    Thursday, April 29th, 2010

    Here are some pictures of everybody’s favorite Hollywood hooker, Shauna Sand showing some class at some Beach Bunny Swimwear event. I don’t know whether the joke is on us or her. Although we continually poke fun at her for consistently whoring it up like a trashy corner hooker, she is however consistently getting attention from [...]

    Tila Tequila Is Desperate And Slutty…A Killer Combination!

    Monday, April 19th, 2010

    Here are some pics of Tila Tequila whoring it up in New York like only an attention deprived slut with dwindling fame and relevancy can. View The Full Gallery >>   Morning Whoredom: Upgrade Or Downgrade? Reggie Bush’s New Girlfriend – Caveman Circus The 10 Awesome Celebrity Pictures Of The Week – Celebrity Odor How [...]

    Tila Tequila Gearing Up For Life After The 15 Minutes

    Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

    Here are some pics of Tila Tequila wearing a really hooker-ish outfit while making an appearence on The Howard Stern Show. It’s good to know that she is not delusional about being famous beyond her 15 minutes and is dutifly practicing the art of standing on a street corner in various forms of undress. View [...]

    Taylor Momsen Channels Her Hooker Lineage

    Monday, April 12th, 2010

    Here are some pics of 17 year old Taylor Momsen looking like Sadie, the street hooker I spend all my unemployment money on every other week…although Sadie is cracked out, pushing 50, pot bellied, and missing every tooth but the bottom right one…..other than that everyting else is relatively similar. View The Full Gallery >> [...]

    Sophie Monk Rocks The Hooker Look

    Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

    Here are some pics of Sophie Monk rocking that short hooker dress that compels me to offer her $75/hr for her ‘services’ as I make my nightly rounds for some street action.   Morning Whoredom: Vanessa Hudgens vs Hayden Panettiere – Celebrity Odor Drunk Driver FAILS Sobriety Test Before It Starts – Caveman Circus Bree [...]

    Bai Ling Rocking The Hooker Schoolgirl Look

    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

    Here are some pics of everybody’s favorite hooker, Bai Ling out and about and whoring it up with that sexy schoolgirl hooker look…if that makes any sense. Its Wednesday, which means absoultely nothing to me since I don’t work or have any ambition to do anything besides drinking and masturbating.

    Bai Ling Looks Less Like A Hooker

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    Here are some pics of Bai Ling whoring it up at the Bel Air Film Festival. Its good to see that she’s cleaned up her act a little and is resembling less like a fucking street hooker, less like the Hollywood go to girl for an easy lay and less like Shauna Sand.

    Hooker Selling Herself For DVDs

    Monday, December 1st, 2008

    I was scouring the internet for hookers again and I stumbled upon this ad. This hooker is selling herself for dvds! I am going to offer an awesome deal and wanted to give everyone a heads up! I really need a certain DVD of mine to sell….so instead of an hour rate for my company [...]

    The Governor’s Hooker…A Whore Name Kristen

    Thursday, March 13th, 2008

    Here are some pics of one of the whores the New York’s Governor Elliot Spitzer got in trouble for. This whore is hot and way out of my league and way out of my price range but in no way is she worthy of costing $5,000/hr. I’ve seen way hotter model material bitches who will [...]