Heidi Montag Makes Herself Useful
June 16, 2009
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag actually making herself useful and whoring it up in a bikini. This chick wouldn’t be so annyoing if she just ditched that douchebag boyfriend of hers and sewed her mouth shut. Anyways this chick is going to be whoring it up in Playboy next month and will be out of the public image shortly thereafter unless she wants to extend her 15 minutes by accidentally releasing a sextape and hopefully with some big black guy and not with douche.
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Topics: Bikini |
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Heidi Montag’s Ass In Jeans
May 1, 2009
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag showing off her ass in some tight jeans. I read somewhere this bitch is going to be in Playboy. Finally she is actually doing something worthwhile. Being on the Hills and trying to make it as a pop singer just didn’t seem to fit her. I think her being naked and spreading her legs and whoring is a much better fit for this whore.
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Topics: Ass, jeans |
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Heidi Montag Whores It Up Filming Her New Music Video
April 13, 2009
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag filming her new music video with her douchebag boyfriend behind the helm of the camera. I heard her new song and to pawn it off as music is a serious insult to the music industry and all musicians out there. This chick should only be allowed to use her mouth for one thing…dick sucking.
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Topics: Whore Behavior |
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Heidi Montag Whores It Up With A See Through
March 10, 2009
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up with a see through. I think these are the first set of pics from Heidi that are actually candids and not set up. It good to see that the douchebag Spencer Pratt isn’t in the pics. His face makes me want to stab someone.
Topics: See Through |
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Heidi Montag Whores It Up In Short Shorts
January 26, 2009
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up in short shorts. Even though she is more fake than a 3 dollar bill, you can’t deny that she is fuckable. She’s currently fucking some sleazy douche bag named Spencer Pratt. Together they make up the douchiest couple in hollywood struggling to hold on to every last second of their 15 minutes of fame. She needs to dumped that shit head and find someone that can properly bone her in the ass and leave a mark around her rectum….someone like me.
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Topics: Short Shorts |
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Hopefully The End Of Douchebagery As Well….
December 23, 2008
With the end of The Hills also comes an end to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, arguably two of the most annyoing people to ever grace television. While in their convoluted minds they may think that this is the start of an illustrious career, everyone else knows that Spencer will be readily forgotten in the first few months and Heidi will linger on a little longer as she poses for Playboy and becomes a regular on various celebrity reality tv shows.
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Topics: Cleavage |
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Heidi Montag Whores It Up In A Bikini
December 5, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up in a bikini on her honeymoon with her douchebag husband. These pictures are more fake than that bitche’s tits and nose but you can’t deny the fact that her body is still bangin and if given the chance I would definitely sabotage her drink at a bar while she was not looking.
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Topics: Ass, Bikini |
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Heidi Montag Whores Up The Max Payne Premiere
October 15, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up at the Max Payne premiere with her tool of a boyfriend. The only redeeming thing about Heidi is that she whores it up in hooker-esque clothing and gives me material to jack off to during my daily fifth masturbation session. Her douchebag boyfriend has absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever and should be eliminated from the face of this planet.
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Topics: Short Dress |
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Heidi Montag Or Audrina Partridge?….That Is The Whore Question
October 8, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up in knee highs with her good whore friend Audrina Partridge. Between these two bithces I would have to choose Heidi over Audrina. Audrina is just that hot chick that you want to bone…whereas Heidi is that hot chick that you want to bone and then kill and throw in the middle of the desert in a pre dug up hole.
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Topics: Whore Behavior |
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Heidi Montag Is Leggy Short Shorts And Still A Whore
October 6, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag showing off those attention whoring legs of hers at some charity event. As much as I hate this bimbo for the slut that whore that she is, I feel compeled to post her and masturbate to her pics. Its a similar feeling that I get when I want to sit in a bush and sneak up on bitches who never gave me the time of day in high school.
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Topics: Leggy, Short Shorts |
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Heidi Montag Whores It Up In A Grocery Store
August 28, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up in a grocery store with her douche boyfriend. This is the type of slut that you fuck in the ass unmercilessly until she wakes up when the roofies wear off and this is the type of guy that you beat with a bat and toss in a cornfield…when will they get AIDS and go away?
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Topics: Leggy |
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Heidi Montag Is A ‘Virgin’ Whroe
August 20, 2008
Here are some pics of Heidi Montag whoring it up at The Hill’s premiere. I took out all the pics of Spencer Pratt in it because his face really makes me want to run into a wall head first. Heidi was heard on a radio station claiming that she was a virgin to promote her new Christian album. Im pretty sure the Christian’s are happy that a desperate and fake attention whoring slut puppy with fake ambitions to be coined a virin is representing them. Virgin and Heidi Montag is an oxymoron.
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Topics: Whore Behavior |
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