Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Compilation And Why She Should Be With Me
July 24, 2008
Here is a Vanessa Hudgens bikini compilation from this week and the last. Vanessa Hudgens is hot, lets not forget the personal pics that were ’stolen’ from her. The only thing I see wrong with Vanessa Hudgens is that douche bag boyfriend that she is with. She needs to be with a guy like me…..someone who doesnt look in the mirror every 5 minutes, someone who doesnt get his nails done, someone who doesnt use an astringent, someone who doesn’t look prettier than her, someone who doesnt like getting a strap-on in the ass….Yeah I might be obese and medically classified as a raging alcoholic but i’m not gay and can give her the best 30 seconds of her life.
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Topics: Bikini |
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Joanna Kurupa In A Bikini Makes Me Type With One Hand
July 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Joanna Kurupa in a bikini for some fashion show. Im gonna be blunt with you right now….this bitch is so fucking fine. I had to masturbate to these pics before I finished the last sentence. Im gonna rank her as second hottest slut in the world next to Marissa Miller…..would anyone disagree???
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Topics: Bikini |
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Sophie Monk In A Bikini Is Nippy
July 23, 2008
Here are some pics of Sophie Monk whoring it up in a bikini. For an added bonus you can see her nips showing through. Sometimes I forget it is summer time. Im pretty much holed up in my shack of an apartment for 99% of the year. The only time I leave is when I need to get food and alcohol or when a cheap hooker on Craigslist only does incall. Most kids love the summer, I pretty much hate it. Whenever I walk outside, its like 200 fucking degrees and for a man of my size and stature….short and obese…..you are guaranteed to smell salty bacon as the sun cooks all the fat on my body.
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Topics: Bikini, Nippage |
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Britney Spears Bikini Action
July 22, 2008
Here are some pics of Britney Spears whoring it up in a bikini. As you might know this bitch just lost all custody of her kids to Kevin Federline….which in all honestly is mind boggling. I’ve know crack whores who hook on the side who have custody of their kids. How fucked up of a person do you have to be to lose your kids to fucking K-Fed? All bullshit aside, she’s starting to look good again in a bikini.
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Topics: Bikini |
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Audrina Partridge Bikini Pics Makes Me Type With One Hand
July 22, 2008
Here are some pics of Audrina Partridge whoring it up in a bikini somewhere. She is a fucking hot little piece of action. Even though the show that she is on is a masochist’s dream come true, they never dissapoint with the bitches. Heidi Montag, if she werent such a fucking fake ass bitch and closed her mouth would be hot. The only time this bitch should open her mouth is when shes ready to suck dick or when shes about to expell out all the food that she just consumed……I hear eating disorders are sucking dick and eating disorders are big in Hollywood.
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Topics: Big Tits, Bikini |
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Rosario Dawson Is Wet In A Bikini
July 18, 2008
Here are some pics of Rosario Dawson in a bikini showering in some stall. She is really fucking hot and to top it off she has big natural tits. Im trying to finish this post but im finding it hard to type with one hand….
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