Here is a nice little compilation of the next best thing next to cleavage, Underboobs! See the rest of the gallery here.

Here are some pics of Avril Lavigne sporting a bikini top and showing off some underboobage. I wish she would grow out of that ‘punk rock’ phase and just turn into a filthy slut like Paris Hilton or Bai Ling. She has the potential to do a lot of damage…in my pants….Shazamm!

Morning Whoredom:

The Miss California Carrie Prejean Underwear Fest Continues – Celebrity Odor

Super Hot Amatuer Blonde Teen Takes Selfshots – HBO

Super Hot Chick Working The Spandex Like No Other – G.O.D.

Eminem Peed on Mariah Carey of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Kid Shaves his Head to “Eye of the Tiger” – Uncoached

Duke Nukem Forever Gameplay – Unreality Mag

Bar Rafaeli looking amazing in photoshoot – Glamzilla

There’s A Whole Lotta Coco In These Here Pictures – Don Chavez

Vanessa Hudgens will get naked for the right role – The Blemish

My GF fucking me hard – Time Killer

Geographic Maps of the Seven Deadly Sins – Mick Landers

Huge tits Brit, Saskia Howard finally shows us – Celeb Punani

Victoria Beckham’s see-through shirt – Brainless

Busty Diora Baird poses for FHM – Lax Time

Jessica Simpson’s Big Fat Titties Performs – Me And Isis

Eva Mendes naked sex scene – Hollywood Oops

Young Fit Amateur makes first sex tape – Link Humper

Huge collection of Topless + Amateur chicks – Amateur Whoredom

Rihanna Wardrobe malfunction on Stage – Vidicafe