Hooker Dress
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Monday, April 12th, 2010Here are some pics of 17 year old Taylor Momsen looking like Sadie, the street hooker I spend all my unemployment money on every other week…although Sadie is cracked out, pushing 50, pot bellied, and missing every tooth but the bottom right one…..other than that everyting else is relatively similar. View The Full Gallery >> [...]
Tila Tequila Reminds Me Of A Hooker On A Corner
Monday, March 22nd, 2010Here are some pics of Tila Tequila whoring it up in a hooker dress outside of Villa in Hollywood. I really have nothing bad to say about Tila. She consistently provides degenerates like me and you with pics to masturbat to. You really can’t ask for anything more from a whore. Morning Whoredom: Florida [...]
Seriously Hot Pics Of Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010Here are some awesome shots of Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrating the 100th episode of The Ghost Whisperer. If only she were in that outfit the entire show, I and millions of men would actually consider tuning in every week. See the rest of the awesome gallery here.
The Chick From Caprica Should Be On Your Radar
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Here are some pics of Caprica star Alessandra Torresani showing off her assets at some party for NBC….the details of which become less and less significant the more and more I stare at these pictures. View Full Gallery »
Denise Milani Will Rock Your Morning
Thursday, January 7th, 2010Here are some pics of super busty model, Denise Milani flaunting her awesome body in a short form fitting dress. If I do say so myself, this is a grrrreat way to start the morning. Once again my attempt at humor has miserably failed. I will now hang my head in shame until I find [...]
Amber Rose Rocking The Hooker Look
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009Here are some pics of Kanye West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose trying her best to resemble a street walking hooker. See the rest of her slutty pictures here.
Tila Tequila Starts Off The Morning
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Here are some pics of Tila Tequila out and about in Hollywood to start off the morning. I also recommend staring off the morning with a fifth of Jim Beam and midget porn but if getting drunk at 8 in the morning isn’t a viable option, these pics will just have to do. See the [...]
Sophie Monk Rocks The Hooker Look
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Here are some pics of Sophie Monk rocking that short hooker dress that compels me to offer her $75/hr for her ‘services’ as I make my nightly rounds for some street action. Morning Whoredom: Vanessa Hudgens vs Hayden Panettiere – Celebrity Odor Drunk Driver FAILS Sobriety Test Before It Starts – Caveman Circus Bree [...]
Sophie Monk Rocking The Hooker Dress
Thursday, September 17th, 2009Here are some pics of Sophie Monk working the hooker dress while out eating sushi. I blurred out her boyfriend face because I’m finding it hard to jerk off to pics of a hottie next to some douchebag. Thank me later when you have your pants on and your focus suddenlly turns to the left [...]
An Ode To The Hooker Dress
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009Here is a nice little compilation I put together of celebrities whoring it up in what I’ve come to coin as the ‘hooker dress’.
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