Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian making herself useful and showing off some awesome whore cleavage at Perez Hilton’s birthday party in Hollywood. I hate birthday, it just reminds me of how really unpopular I am. I think out of three birthday parties I had in my life, a total of 10 people showed up and i’m thinking the only reason they showed up is because I had free alcohol and cake. I’m just going to save my money next time and buy a hooker who will indulge me with false emotional support.
Morning Whoredom:
ShamWow Guy Beat Up A Hooker – Celebrity Odor
Sweet Blonde Teen Babe Takes Awesome Selfshots – Hot Bitches Only
Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt – Drunken Stepfather
She’s Uncoachable: Appropriately Named Rita G – Uncoached
Malawian Girl Being Prepared for Madonna – Yeeeah
Zeina Heart Is Amazingly Hot – Sexy Kitten
Gemma Sykes Makes For One Handed Typing – Camel Tap
Hot Bitch Taking A Bath – Brain Blog
Rose McGowan Flipping The Bird – Use My Computer
Paris’ boyfriend got into a fight – The Blemish
Nice Collection Of Wedgies – Funtasticus
Mena Suvari Got Ass – Celeb Pictorials
Gemma Atkinson 2009 Calendar – Don Chavez
Huge Backyard Brawl – Mucho Sucko
Muppet Babies mash-up you’ve been waiting for – Hilarity
Sienna Miller showing off her amazing body in this dress – Brainless
Women’s razor commercial leaves me speechless – Epic Carnival


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I enjoy the daily display.
When she is gonna get jobs???