Here are pics of hooker extraordinare Shauna Sand whoring it up at some Valentines Day gala. Valentines Day was kind of special for me this year. Instead of drinking myself into a stupor and jerking off to bitches in fishnets, like I do every year. This year, I got myself a hot date. We went to dinner and I romanced her with my extensive knowledge of all things alcohol. I wined her, I dined her and I finished off the night with a 3 minute fuck session(a personal best record). Yep, I have to say this year’s Valentines was awesome. Next year i’m hoping that I won’t have to pay a hooker to be my date.
Morning Whoredom:
Bitch Knows How To Spread Her Legs – Don Chavez
Goldie Hawn’s Grandma Tits of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Chris Brown issues an apology – The Blemish
Heidi Klum In A Sexy Photoshoot – Use My Computer
Ana Ferreira sexy FHM shoot – Dj Mick
Hot Bitches Who Play Gutiar Hero – Emo Chicks
Who’s Hotter: Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku – Double Viking
Maxim Names NFL’s Hottest Cheerleader – Banned In Hollywood
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Doesnt she belong on the hooker list above too? lol