Kristin Cavallari Outside Mr Chow

January 14, 2009

Here are some pics of Kristin Cavallari outside Mr Chow with a sad attempt in trying to show off some whore cleavage. I like Chinese food. I can’t afford Mr Chow though. I can only afford the fucking Chinese food that you find doubled up as a doughnut shop. The Chinese food that you never really question what you are eating but still manage to find it palatable. The Chinese food that you regret ever eating 30 minutes afterwards as you lay comatose in a food daze. The Chinese food that you regret eating 12 hours later when you’re sitting on the shitter praying to God to let this monster turd pass through easily without abusing the outer lining of your rectum. Yep, I love Chinese food.