I was scouring the internet for hookers again and I stumbled upon this ad. This hooker is selling herself for dvds!
I am going to offer an awesome deal and wanted to give everyone a heads up! I really need a certain DVD of mine to sell….so instead of an hour rate for my company i am asking that you buy some of my dvd’s instead!
if you buy 5 dvd’s you will get 15 mins with me, whatever you like (total cost about 80 bucks)
if you buy 10 dvd’s you will get 30 minutes with me ( total cost 160 bucks)
and if you buy 15 dvds you can get full hours! (total cost about 323 bucks)
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FUCK! Are those tits big. I’d like to rub some lotion on them for her and then give her a nice satisfying relaxing session of anal delight. Hehe.
If there was only some way to fake the sales. those tits are amazing
Apparently she changed her mind:
hey guys i have to retract my dvd special offer, i realized i dont have an incall location and therefore wont have the cash to get a hotel everytime someone needs an appointment.
i will however be booking regular appointments
How about I buy 2 dvds and give you a crippler cross face and we call it even?
Chris Benoit, you’re such a scamp!
i gave her 3 kid