Ashley Tisdales Whores It Up At The MTV VMA

September 8, 2008

Here are some pics of Ashley Tisdale whoring it up at the MTV VMA. I notice my productivity has significantly increased once I started to ease off on the alcohol. Me? Ease up on alcohol? Yup, you would too if your liver was screaming at you with sharp jarring pains after years and years of repeated abuse. Im thinking it is just one of those temporay things that come and go like the herpes some prostitute gave me after fucking her without a condom. Im pretty sure in a few days time, I will be back in the sweet clutches of Jim Bean, Jack Daniels and some unpronounceable Russian Vodka you buy when you only have $10 and a pack of cigarettes to your name.