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Myspace Whore: Sami Sparkle
July 9, 2008
Sami Sparkle is the whore on the left. Before you go and try to hit her up on her Myspace….read this blog she posted:
Attn: MEN. Read this.
A few words of advice…
1. Look at my profile. Check my status. It says “In a Relationship” See the 1 spot in my top? See the guy in it? Yea, thats my BF. He’s WAY HOTTER than you. Get over it.
2. Stop grabbing at my arm (or worse, some other part of me) when you see me at the club. Do you honestly think I’m gonna stop & talk to a guy who’s like a foot shorter than me?
3. Stop writing me messages on here like you know me. “Hey, what’s up, just wanted to see how your day was…” WTF? Who are you? I dont fucking know you! If I did, you’d have my for such things…
4. Stop sending messages like, “Yo baybee, wuddup! U fuine, cum git wit dis!” Look, even if I was to give you the time of day, you’d have to become literate first.
5. Stop inviting me to events at crappy clubs with no name DJs. Im not interested & neither are any of my friends.
6. If I met you once at a club or something, chances are I was too drunk to remember. So sorry, I still don’t know you.
7. I will not ever in any lifetime send you nude photos. Stop asking. PERV.
8. I will not hook you up with any of my friends. Stop asking. LOSER.
9. If you are on my friends list, it’s probably a mistake if you’ve done any of 1-8. So do us both a favor & delete me. I don’t have time to go through my friends & delete you.
10. STOP TRYING SO HARD! IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! WANNA KNOW WHY? READ 1-9.
Fuck you very much….
<3 *S*S*
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Topics: Myspace |
July 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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July 10th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
sounds like to me well the girl has every right to some privacy when you put yourself out in the public view (such as myspace) you will those people who will try to associate themselfs with some in the public eye. hey that happens. but when she (Sami) but something like this statement, that girl will be lucky if anyone would care to know. she sounded snobby and arrogant and with those qualities she i going to have to alot cuter than she is to get any attention from me.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:15 am
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December 26th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Too bad she’s ugly