Tricia Helfer Is Hot And I Was At The Bottom Of The Social Totem Pole

June 16, 2008

Here are some pics of Tricia Helfer at some Battlestar Galactica event. I used to think that I was better than those nerds that hung out in the library and played Dungeons and Dragons and who watched shows like Battlestar Galactica. I didnt want to believe that I was at the very last rung of all social groups. I thought that the mere fact of not being associated with those nerds elevated me a notch above them…but now that I think back and reflect on the past I was no better than them. I was the creepy, perverted guy who ran to the bathroom to masturbate at the sight of the girl who bent over to reveal thongage. I was the guy who tried to play pocket pinball during gymclass when all the girls where bent over while they were doing stretches. I was the guy who could never get any and resorted to masturbating to pics of cheerleaders in the yearbook and by end of summers time having a yearbook full of sticky pages stuck together. I was that guy.