Archive for January, 2007
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Thursday, January 25th, 2007Paris Hilton forgot to pay her bill for a storage facility and all her stuff was sold to an unidentified buyer. The owner of all that wonderful crap launched ParisExposed.com yesterday which has a collection of photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations, and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, which were all [...]
Penelope Cruz In A Bikini At The Beach
Thursday, January 25th, 2007Here are some Penelope Cruz bikini shots. I rented a movie the other day called Bandidas. The only reason I rented it was because Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were in it. It was a good movie but only because Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were in it. I wasnt really paying attention to the [...]
Methorexic Crackwhores
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007Word Of The Day: Methorexic The act of acheiving an anorexic state due to the lack of food caused by methamphetamines.
Jessica Simpon’s Tits
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007God damn I hate my life. This is what my life has come down to…posting pictures of a side of a breast. Excuse me while I kill myself now.
Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt…Again
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007Here is a pic of a Paris Hilton panty upskirt. Its nothing shocking…just like the sun rising in the east everyday.
A Moment In The Life Of A Whore
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007AFTER MY DAY AT THE BEACH WITH BANDIT MY ESCALADE IS FUCKING FILTHY SO I WENT TO THE CAR WASH TO HAVE THEM CLEAN IT. BUT I DIDN’T REALIZE TIL AFTER THEY GOT STARTED THAT I LEFT ALL MY MONEY IN ONE OF MY OTHER NEW LOUIS VETTON PURSES. I CALLED MY ASSISTANT FAYNER TO [...]
More Jessica Biel Bikini Pics
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007More Jessica Biel bikini shots……
Mena Suvari Topless
Monday, January 22nd, 2007Here are some pics of Mena Suvari showing off her titties. Theres not much to look at but whatevers, i’d still fuck her in the ass. Speaking of ass fucking, Im seeing this whore right now and she doesnt like it when I fuck her in the ass but she loves it when I lick [...]
Jessica Biel Bikini Ass Whoredom
Monday, January 22nd, 2007Here are more pics of Jessica Biel in a bikini and bending over. Shes been in a bikini alot and over the past month, which is only fitting because when your movies sucks like they do, the only sure way to get good publicity is when your in a bikini bending over and showing off [...]
I Work In Porn
Thursday, January 18th, 2007I work for a company that shoots porno for the internet….hence my fascination with whoredom. Anyways we shoot a site called The Midnight Prowl. In this site we take porn whores around a van…..there used to be a limo like Boogie Nights style but due to circumstances beyond our control we had to discontinue its [...]
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