The Game Fingers Vida Guerra
January 31, 2007
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Courtney Love Might Replace Paula Abdul
January 31, 2007
Us Weekly reports that Paula Abdul is being replaced with Courtney Love on American Idol. .
Love reveals to her favorite magazine Web site that Idol’s executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.
"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
From one drunk to a another drunk….This might just be the greatest thing that ever happened to TV, or the worst thing. Replacing Paula with a smack addict haggard old murderer who’s had her kid taken away and can’t carry a tune even if she was wearing a magical tune-carrying crown. If this is real, it’s gotta be for the trainwreck value. "Fuck Paula. If we’re going trainwreck, we’re going whole hog." I can just see Courtney "judging" a person with a better voice than hers (which would be, everybody) and hoisting her dress up around her waist, clambering on stage yelling something about bitches and then beating the crap out of some little girl from Minnesota with a microphone stand.
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Brandy Is Notorious
January 31, 2007
Didnt really pay much attention to this story but apparently a month ago Brandy got in a car accident and killed someone named Awatef Aboudihaj. Yesterday The California Highway Patrol recommended that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. And today Brandy is being sued for $50 million by the family of Awatef Aboudihaj. According to IMDb:
Awatef Aboudihaj’s parents filed a wrongful death lawsuit at Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday after police recommended the singer be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. Their 38-year-old daughter was killed in a four-car freeway crash in California on December 30. The California Highway Patrol has ruled Brandy was at fault because she failed to prevent her Land Rover from hitting the car in front when traffic slowed down.
That family must be ignorant immigrants or they would know it’s OBVIOUS brandy is a "where are they now?" has been who has never earned $50 mill even when she was at the height of her fame.
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Petra Nemcova Nip Slip
January 30, 2007
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Dont Talk Shit On Myspace
January 30, 2007
You might be liable to get your tree fucked up!
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Paris Hilton Exposed …The Video Part 2
January 29, 2007
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Paris Hilton’s Personal Journal And More
January 29, 2007
Here is a bunch of Paris Hilton’s personal stuff…including journals and a prescription for valterx…a medication used to treat herpes. All this shit and more is available for viewing at parisexposed.com. I jacked these pics from some other site because my unemployment checks can hardly cover the cost a cheap bottle of Thunderbird everyday, much less a $40 subscription to a site. I was gonna read all the journals pages and somehow summarize it in a comical way but somewhere between the first and second journal I got incredibly lazy and decided to masturbate to some whore on myspace name Trucee. She has that whoreish look that I love in a girl. She seems to like sex too because she has several blogs devoted to it. I really need to get a job because whores seem to like guys who have money and who can buy them shit and right now all I can offer any whore is my Mom’s fake Louis Vuitton purse and a 20 second hard-on.
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Blind Date….Crack Whore Edition
January 26, 2007
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Yet Another Paris Hilton Bikini Post
January 26, 2007
Im gonna rename this blog The Paris Hilton In A Bikini Blog because half the post are of Paris Hilton in a fuckin bikini. But fuck her ass looks fucking amazing…mmm Id fucking park my my minature sized dump truck in that shit.
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Paris Hilton Topless
January 25, 2007
Its not like you never seen Paris Hilton naked before, but just like cheap hookers and crack cocaine…u always come back for more.
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Paris Hilton Fully Exposed
January 25, 2007
Paris Hilton forgot to pay her bill for a storage facility and all her stuff was sold to an unidentified buyer. The owner of all that wonderful crap launched ParisExposed.com yesterday which has a collection of photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations, and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, which were all left behind in the storage facility. The site charges a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to footage of her in a "sexy bubble bath" video, as well as various shots of her in "racy situations" and footage of her drinking and using illegal substances.
Page Six has a list of some of the other material included in the storage facility and they include:
* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie’s University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky’s Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.
Download the movies here: Movie 1, Movie 2, Movie 3, Movie 4 and Movie 5
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Penelope Cruz In A Bikini At The Beach
January 25, 2007
Here are some Penelope Cruz bikini shots. I rented a movie the other day called Bandidas. The only reason I rented it was because Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were in it. It was a good movie but only because Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were in it. I wasnt really paying attention to the movie. The whole time I was just debating who I would rather fuck if given a choice. My mom used to tell me not to date a ‘mexican’ chick or else she would disown me. She said they were all fat and lazy and that if I would marry one I would be eating burritos for the rest of my life.Her tirades had the opposite effect. When I was living with her, every night I would be watching some crazy mexican television show with a midget and two hot bikini clad mexican whores or this mexican travel show with this fucking hottie named Sofia Vergara…wow that bitch is hot! Im pretty sure shes the one I masturbated most to in my life….After I moved out I only dated latinas and was about to marry a latina…but she turned out to be a whore….like all women. Anyways this is a lesson to all the parents out there….if you dont want your kids dating a certain race, dont tell them not to date that race.
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