The Game Fingers Vida Guerra
January 31, 2007
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Courtney Love Might Replace Paula Abdul
January 31, 2007
Us Weekly reports that Paula Abdul is being replaced with Courtney Love on American Idol. .
Love reveals to her favorite magazine Web site that Idol’s executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.
"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
From one drunk to a another drunk….This might just be the greatest thing that ever happened to TV, or the worst thing. Replacing Paula with a smack addict haggard old murderer who’s had her kid taken away and can’t carry a tune even if she was wearing a magical tune-carrying crown. If this is real, it’s gotta be for the trainwreck value. "Fuck Paula. If we’re going trainwreck, we’re going whole hog." I can just see Courtney "judging" a person with a better voice than hers (which would be, everybody) and hoisting her dress up around her waist, clambering on stage yelling something about bitches and then beating the crap out of some little girl from Minnesota with a microphone stand.
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Brandy Is Notorious
January 31, 2007
Didnt really pay much attention to this story but apparently a month ago Brandy got in a car accident and killed someone named Awatef Aboudihaj. Yesterday The California Highway Patrol recommended that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. And today Brandy is being sued for $50 million by the family of Awatef Aboudihaj. According to IMDb:
Awatef Aboudihaj’s parents filed a wrongful death lawsuit at Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday after police recommended the singer be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. Their 38-year-old daughter was killed in a four-car freeway crash in California on December 30. The California Highway Patrol has ruled Brandy was at fault because she failed to prevent her Land Rover from hitting the car in front when traffic slowed down.
That family must be ignorant immigrants or they would know it’s OBVIOUS brandy is a "where are they now?" has been who has never earned $50 mill even when she was at the height of her fame.
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Sasha Grey Is Diseased
January 30, 2007
According to LukeIsBack.com "Sasha Grey won’t be doing any scenes for about a month. Porn’s leading existentialist is on the injured reserve list. She’s got a horrible case of anal warts and requires extensive medical treatment."
Im gonna be frank for a moment and give my take on pornstars and diseases. Pornstars are supposedly tested twice a month for stds, but what stops a cracked out whore from taking a aim test one friday afternoon and then meeting a hiv postive guy at a club the same night and having unprotected sex with him. And then spreading that shit to the whole community. Just because they get tested twice a month doesnt reduce the risk of a disease being introduced to the pool. Some dieseases such as HIV dont even show up on test until a few weeks afterwards. Most pornos I see, all the dudes are fucking without a condom and it seems so careless to leave your life in the hands of a unflawless test. It used to be that the pornstars would get tested once a month and now its twice a month….which is analogous to a game of russian roulette wherein there were two bullets now there is one.
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Petra Nemcova Nip Slip
January 30, 2007
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Dont Talk Shit On Myspace
January 30, 2007
You might be liable to get your tree fucked up!
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Paris Hilton Exposed …The Video Part 2
January 29, 2007
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Paris Hilton’s Personal Journal And More
January 29, 2007
Here is a bunch of Paris Hilton’s personal stuff…including journals and a prescription for valterx…a medication used to treat herpes. All this shit and more is available for viewing at parisexposed.com. I jacked these pics from some other site because my unemployment checks can hardly cover the cost a cheap bottle of Thunderbird everyday, much less a $40 subscription to a site. I was gonna read all the journals pages and somehow summarize it in a comical way but somewhere between the first and second journal I got incredibly lazy and decided to masturbate to some whore on myspace name Trucee. She has that whoreish look that I love in a girl. She seems to like sex too because she has several blogs devoted to it. I really need to get a job because whores seem to like guys who have money and who can buy them shit and right now all I can offer any whore is my Mom’s fake Louis Vuitton purse and a 20 second hard-on.
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