Archive for 2006
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Thursday, December 21st, 2006I was gonna post this video of a black midget pimp regulating his white whore, but Youtube found the need to take it down because it was “inappropriate”. I would host the video myself but my unemployment checks cant cover the cost of the bandwidth it would take for two people to download it. Anyways [...]
Victoria Silvstead Topless
Wednesday, December 20th, 2006Here are some Victoria Silvstead topless pictures. It so common that they arent all that exciting anymore, its like seeing Pamela Anderson nude or a Paris Hilton nip slip, or a Britney Spears vaginal shot. Anyways its getting close to Christmas and I havent done any shopping yet, due mainly to the fact that I [...]
Fundamental Laws Of Porn
Wednesday, December 20th, 20061: whores lie 2: male performers have NO stroke value 3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded “ball-cam” angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude’s ass and nut sack is too much) 4: double-pen in the same orifice is [...]
Wedding Day Whoredom
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006I was at my brothers wedding over the weekend and I was the best man. The best woman or whatever you call it was this asian girl. She wasnt necessarily good looking nor was she necessarily bad looking. She was more of a plain girl with something extra that made her appealing. She reminded me [...]
Whore Interview: Jenna Pressley
Monday, December 18th, 2006****: When did you turn 18? JENNA: April first. ****: You’re an April fool. JENNA: Yes I am, biatch. I get shit about that all the time. ****: How did you get into porn? JENNA: I’ve been stripping for a long time. I was stripping when I was in college and I got asked to [...]
More Salma Hayek Cleavage
Sunday, December 17th, 2006Marrying A Whore
Friday, December 15th, 2006My brother is getting married tomorrow, luckily not to a whore. My other friend however is marrying a whore. First off shes a gold digger. She has all his credit cards and maxes alll of them out. She earns more money then he does and expect him to buy her everything and anything, including a [...]
Hillary Duff Is A Virgin Whore
Thursday, December 14th, 2006Apparently Joel Madden(the guy from Good Charlotte) broke up with Hillary Duff because she wont give it up. I hate whores who dont give it up. They can suck dick, getting fingered, get their pussy eaten out and take a dick in their ass and yet wont let a dick near 100ft of their pussy. [...]
Miss USA Is A Whore
Thursday, December 14th, 2006It seems this whore is getting her Miss Usa title stripped for ‘inappropriate behvavior’…. Sources tell TMZ that executives from the Miss USA organization and NBC (which broadcasts the pageant) met Tuesday to discuss Conner and alleged incidents of her inappropriate behavior, including her conduct at New York City bars. While no one from the [...]
Teen Whores Making Out
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006I was on youtube last night just browsing through random videos. Ive noticed that there are quite a few videos of girls taping themselves dancing, kissing, being playful and all the while managing to be whoreish. Anyways if you’re into underaged girls making out and being whores…check this video out.
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