Avril Lavigne Panty Upskirt
October 30, 2006
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Will Whore For Food
October 25, 2006
Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton are reportedly trying to get gigs for New Year’s Eve hosting celebrations in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra wants just $50,000 and expenses.
Hell, I’d pay Paris just to keep her *away* from my party, so she wouldn’t infect my guests with her disease ridden whore box…
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Paris Hilton is a drug smuggler
October 24, 2006
Nick Carter has come out and is claiming Paris is addicted to marijuana and even stuffs it in her teddy bear when she travels overseas. He says:
“She relied heavily on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out. If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.”
She has much better places than a stuffed animal in which to smuggle drugs. Large, vacuous places, whose smells, appearances and infestations likely would scare off any Customs officials.
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Nicole Richie Panty Upskirt
October 24, 2006
Im posting this shot for guys who like to get off on whores resembling malnourished Somlians
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Power-Slut Girls
October 20, 2006
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Diary Of A Whore
October 20, 2006
beef stew
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
sunday night I went to my first LA porn party. it was the release for digital playground’s island fever 4. tia tanaka, lexi love, max, georgia peach, liv wylder, gia paloma, me, and spiegler all went together. I didn’t have anything to wear so liv loaned me a dress - one of those one-size-fits-all black stripper dresses, all spandex and string and metal, just tied at the neck, cut to the navel, danger of boob poppage at every turn.
so the dress made me a little self conscious. and it was past my bedtime on a school night. and then we get there and it turns out we have to walk a fucking red carpet. I couldn’t believe it. I wanted to stay in the car. I kept hoping there might be a way to sneak in behind the photographer’s backs or something.
walking the red carpet isn’t really walking. the thing was maybe twenty feet long, but you have to stand on it for about twenty minutes while men with flashbulbs shout “look here ladies! look here! what do you have to say about digital playground?” it’s unnerving to have that many people take your picture at the same time. and you just know that that one really great picture of jesse jane that gets published all over avn or something is gonna be the one with me standing awkwardly in the background gawking like a nervous, buck-toothed giraffe. I have this thing I do in difficult social situations where I revert to my 13-year-old self and start to hunch and jut my neck, chin, shoulders, elbows, and knees all in opposite directions. good times
gia paloma is the sweetest girl ever. she did not leave my side for the entire hour and a half that we stayed at the party (before spiegler herded us out the door, “come on ladies, let’s go, let’s go!” he’s actually the last in an ancient tribe of porn-chick herders). I clutched and clung to gia’s arm and grinned stupidly as she introduced me to everyone (”what’s your name? laura what? can I just call you laura?…”). At one point, mike-from-playboy looked at me and then looked at gia and said: “that was you three years ago.” and I just had this flash of perspective, seeing myself as one more new porn girl in the endless continuum of new porn girls.
spiegler has a wall of photographs by his front door, polaroids and snapshots of naked girls - all girls he represented at one time or another. some of them are famous, and some of them I’ve never seen before. he’s been doing this for twenty years.
after the party, I came home and sat on the couch in my pyjamas and ate macaroni and cheese with annette, who couldn’t come to the party because she had to shoot for razor dolls in costa mesa.
yesterday was rico strong’s birthday. he and jean claude batiste dp-ed me for interracial hole stretchers ..6. we were in the same house where annette and me did a g/g and a pov bj for jake malone last month. the house has faulty air conditioning and scary dogs in the yard and it’s strangely halfway furnished - downstairs there are couches and sofas and armchairs and an ornamental clock, and upstairs there’s no furniture except a treadmill. four or five of the rooms are just empty, with wood floors all shining in the sunlight. no one lives there - it’s just a porn house.
we finished at five and then spiegler picked me up and we stopped by annette’s shoot, which hadn’t started yet - hers was the third or fourth scene for jim lane that day. she was sitting out back in her fishnet dress and corset with her co-stars half heartedly eating miniature almond joys and doritoes and mashed potatoes from el pollo loco. everyone kept asking each other for cigarettes, but no one had any left. they’d been there since 10 am.
johnny thrust kept touching my arm and trying to make annette jealous, and she kept calling him stupid in her german accent. spiegler started telling a jewish girl who’d just gotten her teeth pulled and was high on vicodin, all the making-fun-of-jewish-people jokes he knows, which she was writing down in a little spiral bound notebook. through the window we could faintly hear alex sanders and a blonde girl moaning.
we finally all went home and spiegler shocked us by cooking dinner. he made beef stew and I ate the potatoes and carrots out of it even though I’ve been a vegetarian for twelve years. we sat around the table like a family, with our black eye make-up smeared down our faces.
my scene is up on americandaydreams.com. see me play the cable girl. see me wear dickies. see me fix alex sanders’ tube.
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Whore Survey: Jenna Pressley
October 19, 2006
Age: 19
Birthplace: San Diego, Ca
Current Location: Somewhere in the Valley, Ca
Hair Color: Brownish
Eye Color: Greenish, Blueish, with this cool yellow outline around my pupil. YES, I study my eyeballs haha
Height: ALMOST 5ft 1in
Heritage: Half White and I am a little bit mexican, like my dad
Your fears: Sharks (I scuba dive) And losing my loved ones
Your weakness: My freaking dog. He has a wardrobe just as big as mine!
Goal for today: Well, it is almost bedtime
Goal for this year: I want a Wicked Contract by Feb 07!!!
Lifetime goal: I would like to reach out to girls with ED, and continue to help them beat this disorder
When do you want to get married: After my long engagement
and to whom: Travis Nestor
Ever been in love? Yes
Currently in love? Yes
Do you think you are attractive? Ive come to think so
Your best physical feature My eyes
Have you ever…
eaten Sushi… LOVE SUSHI
gone skinny dipping… Yes
been beaten up… No
wanted to kill someone… Yes, That retarded old lady on Grandmas Boy
gone a week without MySpace... Yes I have.. SURPRISE
gone a week without TV… Yes… I am NOT an addict
Who’s the last person to...
kiss you… My baby Honey Luv
say hi to you… My driver JAY
talk to you… My SLAVE.. Travis Nestor
What’s the last…
Time you cried? Like a Month ago..
Book you’ve read? The Divinci Code
Store you’ve been in? Macys
Can you…
Dance? I Like to
Speak a differenty language? A little bit of spanish
Cook? I CAN AND I LOVE TO COOK
Write w/ both hands? Yes but my right hand is not as good as my left
Whistle? Not anymore. I had braces and when they removed them, I lost my whistle. DAMN BRACES!
Finish the line…
If I had a… Contract
I would Go back to school
So I can be smarter then you haha
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Whore Mission Statement
October 19, 2006
I am in the adult film scene for mainly one reason. On average, most of the xxx I see is boring, and does not arouse me physically, or visually. There is only a handful of adult stars that continue to push the boundaries of what women are supposed to like, or be like in bed. This entices me to be one of these young women, not to mention my lust for sexual creativity; I hunger for all modes of sexual perversity. I am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfils everyones fantasies.
XXXOXXXOXXXO Sasha Grey â™
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Whore Interview: Gianna Lynn
October 17, 2006
Gianna’s out of action for a few days. She’s been pissing blood.
I walk outside with Gianna and sit in the shade on a plastic lawnchair beside the pool.
****: “When you were a little girl, what did you want to be when you grew up?”
Gianna: “I wanted to be everything from… In second grade, I wanted to become a dentist. My mom bought me all these books. After that, I wanted to become an FBI agent, an archeologist and all these crazy things. I think if I wasn’t doing this, I’d be training to be a fire fighter.”
Gianna was born in the Phillipines and moved to California at age four.
****: “Did you know [growing up] that there was a big porn industry in the Valley?”
Gianna: “No, I was pretty sheltered growing up. I went to a private Baptist school.”
****: “What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?”
Gianna: “I didn’t like cliques. I tried to get along with everybody.”
****: “How would you describe your best friends [in highschool]?”
Gianna: “They were goofy. We grew up in a strict crazy Christian environment. We had to wear long skirts. I was a cheerleader. My skirts were down to my knees. We had to find ways to make light of the situation.”
****: “Did you hate it?”
Gianna: “Oh no. I try not to hate anything. Hate is such a strong passionate word.
“They give you so many barriers it’s easy to fall into this utopia of, oh G-d, I don’t want to talk s—, but it was one of those places where, I don’t want to say brainwashed… You have so many rules it’s hard not to become what they think is an ideal person.”
****: “Obviously you didn’t.”
Gianna laughs: “Obviously not.”
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Whore Stance
October 17, 2006
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Bulge
October 16, 2006
Im not quite sure what Lindsay Lohan is doing with a bulge between her legs, but im guessing that her pussy has collapsed in on itself in an attempt to protect itself from the daily rigors of being housed in a whore.
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Kirsten Dunst Bringing Sexy Back
October 13, 2006
"I eat healthily. I do Pilates and my mom has a cross-training machine, which I use, but I don’t work out regularly. I like having a few curves. I like being sexy, not sleazy."
‘Sexy’…. um yeah…. Kirsten needs to keep in mind that we live on the planet earth where big breasted women with nice asses and an attractive face constitute sexy, whereas girls resembling waxy corpses with small titties and jagged teeth need not show their face in public nor utter the words sexy.
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