How To Handle A Whore
July 30, 2006
Sometimes whores get outta control, a little bit crazy, where a simple backhand will not suffice, however Bas “El Guapo” Rutten, mixed martial arts fighter extraordinarie, teaches us the many techniques we have at our disposal to subdue the delirious hooker.
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The Taming Of The Whore
July 27, 2006
If your gonna date a porno whore without a strong backhand. Dont come crying to everyone after you discover they do whorish things….You shoulda known that in the first place especially if you work in the whoring business….. Taken from Jim South Jr’s Myspace blog…..
Fuck You
Fuck you for having me come over and spend the night with you every night when we first started hanging out.
Fuck you for calling me when you were down and saying you needed a hug.
Fuck you for calling me several times on several occasions when you were drunk, horny, and I was convenient.
Fuck you when I took you to see Dylan spin Drum&Bass and leaving me on the dance floor to go dance with some random guy when I was having the best time I had had with you.
Fuck you when you said you didn’t know why you did that and the next day say you don’t remember.
Fuck you for not hanging out for a long time. Then when we did for 40 minutes, you had to go pick up pills because they were more important to you.
Fuck you for telling me to go home and you would be right over after picking those up. Then calling me 4 fucking hours later after telling me every hour you were walking out the door, wanting to finally hang out.
Fuck you for telling me you had to be single at every business event or function because “That is what you want”
Fuck you when WE were at events. You can go around sticking you tongue in girl’s mouths, kiss guys, have Max Hardcore spread your legs for a picture, grab guys junk for pictures or personal satisfaction, but can’t even grab my ass or give me smooch. HELL you wouldn’t even kiss me when we went to a dark hallway!!!Topics: Whore Behavior |
A Public Service Announcement
July 26, 2006
We here at Dirty Rotten Whore not only provide you with your daily dose of masturbation material but we also provide you with lessons to take from life….the lesson to be learned here….Crack Is Whack! Look at Tiffany Holiday above, it seems crack has made her look like a really cheap hooker…….which is not a far cry from what she already is….hmm bad example…wheres my 8-ball?
Click Here If You Want To Jerk Off To This Crackhead
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What’s in a Name
July 25, 2006
about Sierra Sin.
It seems she is the mother of a two year girl.
Now we all know that naming your child is important. Calling her Gertrude will not be good for her when her peers start teasing each other. Also Beatrice is a shitty name for a chick.
Now some parents like to go the other route, naming their daughter Crystal or Candy or Tammy. This can warp her future when she figures out that the only women with these names are strippers.
Well Sierra went one baby step further then that by naming her daughter Sierra.
Fast forward to when Sierra (the daughter) is ten years old and curious.
“Mommy, where does my name come from?”
“Well, Sierra, Sierra is the name I used when I was doing porno…you know, getting fucked in the ass and loads in the face and pretty much a horrible time in my life because I’m useless otherwise.”
“Thanks, mom.”
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Whore Ramblings
July 25, 2006
Through the help of a friend, who’s name shall remain anyonymous and who we shall refer to as ‘The Crackhead’, I have secured a porno whore’s Sierra Sin’s notebook, containing random thoughts and observations…if you ever wondered what goes through the mind of a whore, I shall enlighten thee.
Scenarios
Forgive me father for I have sinned or forgive me father for I am sin
Naughty Catholic schoolgirl in a confessional booth with a priest but instead of Hail Mary’s she gets fucked by priest maybe while saying Hail Marys.
Nuns dyking out together.
Priest opens screen and sticks his dick through for her suck or grind on or whatever, like a glory hole.Im assuming religion plays a big role in her life. More to come….
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Kylie Minogue Topless
July 24, 2006
Because Im finding it hard to masturbate to the ugly, topless, no makeup, Kylie Minogue, I added the second picture to compensate. If you squint your eyes right, you could see a made up Kylie Minogue with barren tits. Thanks again to Taxi Driver for the pics.
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A Day At The Beach With Kirsten Dunst
July 18, 2006
This post is dedicated to guys who like to masturbate to ugly girls who can’t act.
Topics: Whore Behavior |
Mischa Barton Nip Slip
July 16, 2006
ah yeah….the next best thing to a pussy slip….thanks to Taxi Driver for making my pathetic existience a little less painful.
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KaDunkaTrunk
July 15, 2006
Love me some big booty bitches, especially ones that get their cellphone hacked and all their ‘private’ photos stolen and posted on the web.
Topics: Whore Behavior |
Paris Hilton Pussy Slippage
July 10, 2006
I love me some pussy slippage. Thanks to Taxi Driver for providing me with daily masturbation material.
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