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How To Handle A Whore

July 30, 2006


Sometimes whores get outta control, a little bit crazy, where a simple backhand will not suffice, however Bas “El Guapo” Rutten, mixed martial arts fighter extraordinarie, teaches us the many techniques we have at our disposal to subdue the delirious hooker.

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The Taming Of The Whore

July 27, 2006


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If your gonna date a porno whore without a strong backhand. Dont come crying to everyone after you discover they do whorish things….You shoulda known that in the first place especially if you work in the whoring business….. Taken from Jim South Jr’s Myspace blog…..

Fuck You

Fuck you for having me come over and spend the night with you every night when we first started hanging out.

Fuck you for calling me when you were down and saying you needed a hug.

Fuck you for calling me several times on several occasions when you were drunk, horny, and I was convenient.

Fuck you when I took you to see Dylan spin Drum&Bass and leaving me on the dance floor to go dance with some random guy when I was having the best time I had had with you.

Fuck you when you said you didn’t know why you did that and the next day say you don’t remember.

Fuck you for not hanging out for a long time. Then when we did for 40 minutes, you had to go pick up pills because they were more important to you.

Fuck you for telling me to go home and you would be right over after picking those up. Then calling me 4 fucking hours later after telling me every hour you were walking out the door, wanting to finally hang out.

Fuck you for telling me you had to be single at every business event or function because “That is what you want”
Fuck you when WE were at events. You can go around sticking you tongue in girl’s mouths, kiss guys, have Max Hardcore spread your legs for a picture, grab guys junk for pictures or personal satisfaction, but can’t even grab my ass or give me smooch. HELL you wouldn’t even kiss me when we went to a dark hallway!!!

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Whore Ramblings

July 25, 2006


Through the help of a friend, who’s name shall remain anyonymous and who we shall refer to as ‘The Crackhead’, I have secured a porno whore’s Sierra Sin’s notebook, containing random thoughts and observations…if you ever wondered what goes through the mind of a whore, I shall enlighten thee.

Scenarios
Forgive me father for I have sinned or forgive me father for I am sin
Naughty Catholic schoolgirl in a confessional booth with a priest but instead of Hail Mary’s she gets fucked by priest maybe while saying Hail Marys.
Nuns dyking out together.
Priest opens screen and sticks his dick through for her suck or grind on or whatever, like a glory hole.

Im assuming religion plays a big role in her life. More to come….

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Kylie Minogue Topless

July 24, 2006


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Because Im finding it hard to masturbate to the ugly, topless, no makeup, Kylie Minogue, I added the second picture to compensate. If you squint your eyes right, you could see a made up Kylie Minogue with barren tits. Thanks again to Taxi Driver for the pics.

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A Day At The Beach With Kirsten Dunst

July 18, 2006


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This post is dedicated to guys who like to masturbate to ugly girls who can’t act.

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Mischa Barton Nip Slip

July 16, 2006


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ah yeah….the next best thing to a pussy slip….thanks to Taxi Driver for making my pathetic existience a little less painful.

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KaDunkaTrunk

July 15, 2006


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Love me some big booty bitches, especially ones that get their cellphone hacked and all their ‘private’ photos stolen and posted on the web.

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Paris Hilton Pussy Slippage

July 10, 2006


I love me some pussy slippage. Thanks to Taxi Driver for providing me with daily masturbation material.

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Big Tits Return

July 9, 2006


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Although Lindsay Lohan is not a whore… or that i know of….. I posted this because of her tits….I’d give an explanation for these photos, but I figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini sort of speaks for itself. It’s like art, only instead of standing around making snide comments about what the artist was trying to accomplish you get to see Lindsay Lohan’s newly developed bosom in a leapord print bikini. Which is actually nothing like art at all. Unless they’ve changed the meaning of “art” to “stuff you can use to masturbate to.”

One more of Lindsay Lohan bending over after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan

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Cheap (Whore) Trick

July 6, 2006


Paris Hilton agreed to a radio show prank by calling up the Glasgow Hilton to reserve a room and see if she could get a discounted rate.

During the call, Paris was asked by reservations clerk Kevin whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel. She was offered a standard queen room for £170 but asked if she could have a discount. The sexy star was told by the employee: “There is no discount I can initiate, I’m afraid.” When she said: “Yes you can”, he replied: “That is the cheapest rate I have available to me.” Paris then informed the clerk that she will get her manager to call back. Real Radio breakfast show host Robin Galloway said: “I didn’t think Paris would be up for doing the wind-up, but she was a great sport and even thought the guy in reservations at the hotel was way too serious. “She was a lovely girl and really opened up to us.”

This doesn’t really sound like a prank to me. Mostly because it’s not funny and doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. A real prank would be having the guy fired and then using her money to sell his wife into slavery. Although that’s not really a prank either, and more like a crime against humanity. Sort of like Paris’ singing. Zing!

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Welcome To Dirty Rotten Whore

July 1, 2006


Dirty Rotten Whore is a sneak peak into a society that flys under the radar of regular decent people. Hasnt there ever been a time in your life when you wanted to look at something or do something you know you werent suppose to look at or do…well, we are here to provide you with that same temptation…everyday….enjoy.

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