Another Night At The Strip Club
December 31, 2006
To celebrate the death of Suddam Hussein, I went to a strip club. After an unadventurous few hours of drinking at the local bar, me and my friends headed out to this club called Deja Vu. It cost $20 to get in and my broke ass friend, couldnt cover the cost, so I had to pick up the slack. Anyways its a nice club, with some nice looking whores. There’s only one stage and its in the middle of a huge room. There were a bunch of mexican rancheros in there and overweight losers who couldnt get a date if their lives depended on it….but I shouldnt be talking. I got a lap dance from this big tit latina whore and it was ok…lap dances have never been good since one this one time I got a lapdance from this russian stripper in Vegas. This russian stripper was open to anything…touching, kissing, smothering, even fingering and she loved touching your dick and stroking it…almost to climax even. So now whenever I goto a stip club im trying to find a similar whore who will go that extra mile, but I have been unsuccessful so far. After the lapdance I got sick of the vibe of the fat and retarded guys in the club, so we left and tried unsuccessfully to score some blow for my friend. The last time I did blow was in Vegas for my brothers bachelor party…speaking of Vegas, I will be in Vegas from Janurary 14-17 for that whore convention. If anyone is gonna be there, let me know and we can hunt down that crazy Russian stripper.
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Saddam Hussein Hanging Video
December 30, 2006
I know this has nothing to do with whores or women or upskirts or nip slips, but this video is crazy….almost surreal. Anyways its kinda disturbing.
This video doesnt show the actuall hanging but this one does!
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Another Whore Paternity Test
December 29, 2006
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Paris Hilton Showers In Australia
December 29, 2006
If you look closely Paris is actually being hosed down by biochemist, its the only way they will let her stay there. Then she can get a certificate after they perfromed the sterilization of her reproductive organs at the request of every mother in sydney who has a teenage son. Im surprised she got through quarantine, because dogs have to wait 3 months and they’re far less harmful then that diseased biatch.
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Pamela Anderson Panty Upskirt
December 28, 2006
Here are some Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures. I would imagine it to be a diffificult task of hiding your panties when your skirt is cut off near the pussy region.
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Sasha Grey On The Insider
December 28, 2006
Here is a clip of Sasha Grey, the anal teen queen on The Insider. In the last part Dr 90210 makes a really sad attempt at telling her why she needs to get out of porn.
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Tara Reid In A Bikini
December 27, 2006
Here are some Tara Reid bikini shots. Her ass looks like mush, probably to match her fucked up lipo-suction stomach and her frankenstein boob job, but whatever id still hit it.
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Jessica Biel In A Bikini
December 27, 2006
Here are some Jessica Biel bikini pictures. Shes got a fucking hot body and need I say more?
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Paris Hilton At The Beach
December 26, 2006
Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton in a bikini at the beach…I like to state the obvious. Anyways its kinda hot….even though she’s probably diseased, id still hit. I’d hit pretty much anything right about now….even Annie, the hooker down the street whos pussy smells like gorgonzola cheese.
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Miss Nevada Is A Whore
December 22, 2006
On the heel of the Miss USA scandal, Miss Nevada, Katie Rees was stripped of her title after scandalous shots of her and her friends emmerged. Honestly I dont know why everyone is making such a big stink about this shit. This is how girls are nowadays and if you think that a pageant winner will in any way resemble Polyanna, you must be living under a rock. Most pageant contestant nowadays are hot chicks who want attention and its rare that you’ll find a a pageant contesteant who will live and die by the skirt that is knee high length. Anyways here are some nice of pics for you to enjoy.
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